He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
