last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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