I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
They took my balls.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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