So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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