Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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