don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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