i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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