I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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