who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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