He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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