God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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