And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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