But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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