No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
