I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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