Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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