My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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