David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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