well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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