Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
so much tequila, so little girl.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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