We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
