I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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