i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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