this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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