Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
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