The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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