spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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