my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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