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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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