I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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