You really coming over, don't trick.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
