my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I will be naked everywhere
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
tell me about the eggs
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