I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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