You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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