Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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