Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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