what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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