She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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