She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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