Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
The Olympian is in my bed
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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