Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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