HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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