But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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