operation harelip BJ is a go
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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