all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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