what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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