She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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