Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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