tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Just high enough for therapy.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
