True but thats because hes a fetus.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he shaved USA in his pubs
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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