Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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