Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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