there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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