He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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