I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
ttyl tear gas
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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