I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Randomize