Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
