he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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